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| <+CLoo> | france is like canada
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| <+CLoo> | but their french is slightly better |
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| <SSilver2k> | my girlfriend just totally accidently rammed her whole elbow right into my face as i was laying down on her bed
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| <+netadminja> | blunt force trauma
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| <SSilver2k> | just finished cleaning up the blood from my guns
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| <Guy> | some might pay extra for that
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| <SSilver2k> | wow, that totally came out wrong |
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| <@davr> | no wonder os x is like 10 GB on a fresh install, they have emacs in there |
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| <+ex-kon> | no matter what i do
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| <+ex-kon> | my website liooks like CRAP
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| * @netninja might could maybe help
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| <+ex-kon> | are you a designer?
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| <+ex-kon> | or a santa claus with a designer in his sack
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| <+ex-kon> | i guess we technically all could have designers in our sacks
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| <+ex-kon> | you never know what yer kids might grow up to do |
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| <StoneCypher> | i got a little sweaty and the room was warm for 15 minutes
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| <StoneCypher> | then i became the greatest programmer ever
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| <StoneCypher> | it was temporary |
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| <sociallyinept> | YOU ATE BACON THAT CAME FROM YOUR OWN BODY. |
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| <jebrawls> | CAPS - ITS LIKE WHIPPING OUT YOUR DICK IN THE MIDDLE OF A BAR AND SINGING YMCA |
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| <Chile`> | did I tell you we had a brain bucket for neuro last year? there was literally a garbage-can-sized bucket, filled with brine, human brains and human spinal cords.
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| <Chile`> | hearing "oh, just go dig through the brain bucket until you find a good one" was one of the most surreal things I've heard. |
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| <@LqdJesse> | We're just not happy unless we've got something to bitch about |
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| <sort> | the chainsaws will get me if i go to bed |
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| <netadminja> | yay Josh win!!!
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| <netadminja> | what do I win?
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| <netadminja> | don't need them
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| <netadminja> | I feel fan fucking tastic right now
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| <netadminja> | except for my headache
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| <netadminja> | otherwise, I love everything
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| <netadminja> | even though I hate everything
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| <netadminja> | also, wheeeeeee
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| <StoneCypher> | <nedadminja> I am bipolar man! Also I'm not. |
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| <davr> | if she claims she's on her period for more than a week, she's probably lying to get out of sex :P
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| <SSilver2k> | davr: you mean periods dont last 10 months?
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| <SSilver2k> | next youll be saying theres no vagina monster |
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| <sgstair> | ACCEPT THAT YOU CANNOLT SPELL |
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1259
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| <+CorasMom> | I feel crappity-crap-crappy
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| <+CorasMom> | I wonder who gave us their germs on friday
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| <+uncola> | door knob danger! always kick open doors to avoid contagion |
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| <StoneCypherze> | you're assuming occam's razor
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| <StoneCypherze> | all the internet has is occam's brick
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| <netadminja> | yes yes, I'm also forgetting that I could have used [Editor's Notes]
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| <StoneCypherze> | lul, it's funnier without
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| <netadminja> | subtlty adds +3 to funniness
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| <StoneCypherze> | e adds spelling to subtlety
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| <StoneCypherze> | is homosexuality like numeric sign? when someone would say "that's so gay," but it's for you, should one instead say "that's so straight" ? |
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| <StoneCypherze> | it's funny enough to be true despite its falseness |
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| <JimDaFish> | c apps u make can be compiled for the mac no?
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| [DrgdHmstr] JimDaFish: No, macs can only compile programs written in perl or befunge. that's where there isnt as much software available for it. developers tend to commit suicide before they finish a project
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| <JimDaFish> | that's no good
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| <JimDaFish> | so there's no c available on the mac?
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| [DrgdHmstr] that's right, when you buy a mac you're supporting suicide.
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| [DrgdHmstr] no the makers of c signed an exclusive contract with IBM in the 80s
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| [DrgdHmstr] well sun was going to support java on mac osx but they had a falling out over using powerpc cpus which dont run java
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| [DrgdHmstr] but that was back then
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| [DrgdHmstr] now there's just no way for them to be able to catch up after not having supported it for so long
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| [DrgdHmstr] i hear there's one or two open source projects on sourceforge for doing it, but they're still in the planning stages
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| [DrgdHmstr] nothing usable yet
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| <JimDaFish> | that's why macs look so shitty i guess
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| <JimDaFish> | never got much beyond their version of DOS
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| <StoneCypher> | i'm hosting your mom? |
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| <@boi6> | all the sites that require clothes and they're gonna be clothed on this one
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| <@boi6> | <click> unoffensive material reported |
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| <ex-kon> | anal secretions are nature's baby blanket |
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| <SSilver2k> | napping is fun and exciting
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| <SSilver2k> | sleep, thats where im a viking |
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| <Knight0fDragon> | you can put anything you want a resume
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| <Knight0fDragon> | 12 years experience with windows server 2003 |
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| <davr> | it compiles? release it! |
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| <StoneCypher> | <netninja> (long elegant insult) <stonecypher> what time is it in wichita <netninja> D... damnit!
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| <netninja> | wichita doesn't have time
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| <netninja> | ever been there?
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| <netninja> | in soviet wichita, owned times you!
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| <StoneCypher> | in soviet einstein, time owns you
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| <StoneCypher> | politicorelativity |
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